What's in the box
11.81x
back on every ad dollar — seven figures in paid revenue, Jan–May 2025
Pumpin Pal · Paid Ads · Meta + Google
Ads bring people in, email brings them back. Same team runs both, so the math keeps working.
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Paid Ads (Meta + Google)
We run your Facebook, Instagram, and Google ads — and show you what every dollar returns in sales.
★★★★★ 5.0 · Meta Business Partner · Google Ads Partner
from $1,500/mo
— both channels, one set of numbers
from $1,000/mo
— Meta only: start where your customers scroll
from $1,000/mo
— Google only: search + shopping
Expert media buyers and creatives working in your ad accounts every day. We have been hanging up numbers for ecommerce brands for years and know how to drive profitable, sustainable growth.
Read the label.
What's in the box
Running the ads
someone in your account every day, not every Monday
someone in your account every day, not every Monday
New ads every week
we find what sells and cut what doesn't, fast
we find what sells and cut what doesn't, fast
Audience research
who buys, who almost does
who buys, who almost does
Ad-to-page match
what the ad promises, the page delivers
what the ad promises, the page delivers
Knowing what worked
which ad made the sale — measured, not guessed
which ad made the sale — measured, not guessed
Plain reports
what we spent, what it made
what we spent, what it made
SERVICE FACTS
| How fast it starts | First ads live in about two weeks. Judge us at 90 days. |
| Where they run | Facebook, Instagram and Google — one plan and one report |
| Your ad budget | Separate from our fee, paid straight to the platforms. Works best from around $5K/mo. |
| Who you get | One person owns your account — in it every day — plus a designer on creative, both in your Slack |
| Partner status | Google Ads Partner · Meta Business Partner |
| How often you hear from us | Checked daily, new ads weekly, one plain-English report a month |
| Your account | Always yours — the tracking code on your site, the audiences, and the whole history is yours to keep |
How it starts.
Week 0
Account audit
We check your tracking twice, find the wasted spend, and agree the targets.
KICKOFF
Weeks 1–2
First campaigns
Live fast with what we know works, not a month of decks.
BUILDING
Weeks 3–8
Creative engine
New angles weekly. Winners scale, losers get cut without ceremony.
TESTING
Day 90
The 90-day review
We look at the numbers together and decide — keep going, change the plan, or stop. All of it on one page you can forward.
JUDGED
Ongoing
Scale
Spend grows only as fast as the returns hold. Boring, on purpose.
ONGOING
7 figures
paid-attributed revenue across every ad account we managed, Jul 2025–Jun 2026
5.1x
blended return across every ad account we run — for every $1 in, $5.10 back. Every account counted, the slow ones included · Jul 2025–Jun 2026
weekly
new ads in the account — an ad that's stopped working never gets a head start
From people who bought this one.
★★★★★
"I did $6,000 in 3 days and that's amazing. I usually do that in a week."
Stacey McLaughlin, Founder, Stuffed States
On the ads call · May 2026
★★★★★
"You guys are doing a great job considering you just took it over, and we're seeing the results of that, which is awesome."
Nicole Haase, Co-Founder, Modern Prairie
On the monthly ads call · May 2026
Often paired with.
Klaviyo Email & SMS
Ads pay to bring people in once. Email brings them back free. Running both is how the math compounds.
from $2,000/mo
SEO
Ads buy traffic today. SEO earns it free later — so every month you rent a little less of your revenue.
from $2,000/mo
Fine print, plain words.
Is there a minimum ad spend?
Ads work best from around $5K/mo — call it $80 a day per platform. Below that the fee eats the math and the account never collects enough data to learn from. We'll tell you so, usually with a cheaper thing to do first. You can check the maths against your own numbers with our free ROAS calculator.
Who owns the ad account?
You do. Pixel, audiences, history — all in your account, always. If we part ways, everything stays with you.
Is ad creative included?
Yes — statics, simple motion, and copy are in the box. Big video shoots are scoped separately, and we'll tell you when one is actually worth it.
How fast should we expect results?
Campaigns are live in about two weeks. The honest window to judge is 90 days — that's enough data to separate signal from luck. Anyone promising week-one miracles is selling you week-one screenshots.
Do you lock us into a contract?
Month to month after the first 90 days — nothing auto-renews, and leaving takes an email. If the numbers don't earn the retainer, you shouldn't be paying it.
What if it isn't working at 90 days?
Then we say so first. You'll have seen it coming in the monthly reports either way — we'd rather tell you to pause and fix the offer or the site than keep billing you to buy traffic that doesn't convert.